Birthday Present Ideas for Your Boyfriend

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend a birthday present. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. A sales assistant came up and asked if there was something he could help her with. "I wanted to buy my boyfriend a pet, but all of yours are so expensive" she says.

"Well," said the assistant, "I have a really big bullfrog in the back for $100.00. Would you like to see it?"

"$100.00? For a frog?" said the woman. The clerk said, "It’s a special frog. It’s gives blow jobs."

So, the woman decides to buy the frog. She takes it home to her boyfriend, explains the frog and they’re both happy. The woman goes to bed. Around two in the morning she is awakened by pots and pans banging around in the kitchen.

She gets up to go see what’s going on and, when she gets to the kitchen, she sees her boyfriend and the frog sitting at the kitchen table looking through cookbooks.

"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" says the woman. The guy looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is out of here!"