Present for Your Wife - 70th Birthday Jokes

One morning, Roger is reminded by his secretary that it his wife’s 70th birthday.

At lunch, Roger goes to the local shopping mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a lingerie store, Roger realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life.

He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young.

Roger goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has.

Roger takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife. Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it.

He’ll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom.

Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something she’s never had before. She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination.

She thinks for a moment and then decides that she’ll really surprise Roger and go downstairs without any clothes on at all.

So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked. She calls out, "Roger, come out to the hallway and look."

Roger walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims, "All that money and they didn’t even iron it?!"