Young Kids Party Birthday Joke

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's the matter?' she asked.

'It's my birthday!' he cried. 'And I had a bicycle and new sneakers and this afternoon theres a party with chips and jelly and a birthday cake and a jumping castle afterwards. . .' and he had to
stop talking because he was crying so hard.

'But that's lovely,' said the old lady. 'Why are you crying?'

'Because I'm lost!'